thinkin' about it thursday.

some things i never thought i'd hear myself say:

• "please don't eat the ball."

• "just try a little cake and ice cream.  i know you'll like it."

• "why is there a llama in my bed?"

• "cy, you cannot ride your bike without pants on."

• "cy.  you cannot go outside without pants on."

• "cy!  i am turning this tv off if you don't put your pants on right now!"

• "cy!!  we are not leaving this house unless you put your pants on!!!"  (wait a minute.......there's a trend going on here........)

• "please leave the toilet seat up."

• "no, you can't have a toy.  no, you can't have a toy.  no, you can't have a toy.  which toy do you want?"

• "no, sweetheart, we can't use the funnel to get water out of the fridge door to connect to the crazy straw to fill up your water cup."  {"cause why?!?!?!?"}  "cause the funnel is too big and the straw too small so water will get all over the kitchen floor."  {"nuh-uh, mommy!"}

• "cy......i'd rather you not 'ba-dum-bump-psssshhh' my bum anymore today."  (it may be funny but my bum jiggles.  a lot of jiggling-there can be too much in one day.)

• "ok, cy, no 'ba-dum-bump-psshhhh'-ing in primary.........and keep your pants on in sunbeams."

• 8:00 am. "cy, we don't wear sandals with our socks.  i'll give you some m&m's if you put on your tennis shoes." {"noooooo, mommy, i want to wear these sandals."}  "how about a sucker?"  {"no, thank you."}

• "let's snuggle, allllllll day!"  (this is especially shocking for a huge PSP-er like myself.......Personal Space Person.)

............and the list goes on.............do you have any phrases you'd never thought you'd say?