top 10 things NOT to say to your 8 month pregnant wife:
10. "I finished the oreos"
9. "mornin' pumpkin! hey, you're starting to look like a pumpkin!"
8. "well, couldn't they induce labor? the 25th is the super bowl"
7. "Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. boy, that's gotta hurt"
6. "I'm jealous! why can't men experience the joy of childbirth?"
5. "are your ankles supposed to look like that?"
4. "get your own ice cream"
3. "oh, I ate the rest of the ice cream"
2. "man, my back is killing me - can I sit on the lay-z-boy while we watch survivor?"
...and finally...
1. "by the looks of it, this kid will be 50 pounds!"
*for the record, I found this in my file cabinet and thought it was funny, I'm sure it came from an e-mail eons ago. also, this does not apply to Will in any way. he takes extra special care of me while I'm pregnant. yea, I'm lucky, I know. only 2 weeks to go!*
Thursday, February 25, 2010
thinkin' about it thursday.
Posted by Anika at 6:01 AM
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3 comments:
am actually said the pumpkin one to me! wasn't funny. :)
good thing for that caption. i thought Will actually said all those things to you. I'm thinking "wow, not smart buddy!" i bet you're getting so excited though!! yay!
hey,
If you need anything let me know, we just moved to town. :)
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