Thursday, February 25, 2010

thinkin' about it thursday.

top 10 things NOT to say to your 8 month pregnant wife:


10.  "I finished the oreos"


9.  "mornin' pumpkin!  hey, you're starting to look like a pumpkin!"


8.  "well, couldn't they induce labor?  the 25th is the super bowl"


7. "Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea.  boy, that's gotta hurt"


6.  "I'm jealous!  why can't men experience the joy of childbirth?"


5.  "are your ankles supposed to look like that?"


4.  "get your own ice cream"


3.  "oh, I ate the rest of the ice cream"


2.  "man, my back is killing me - can I sit on the lay-z-boy while we watch survivor?"


...and finally...


1.  "by the looks of it, this kid will be 50 pounds!"


*for the record, I found this in my file cabinet and thought it was funny, I'm sure it came from an e-mail eons ago.  also, this does not apply to Will in any way.  he takes extra special care of me while I'm pregnant.  yea, I'm lucky, I know.  only 2 weeks to go!*

3 comments:

Tilleea said...

am actually said the pumpkin one to me! wasn't funny. :)

Kelley Gubler said...

good thing for that caption. i thought Will actually said all those things to you. I'm thinking "wow, not smart buddy!" i bet you're getting so excited though!! yay!

snaylorfam said...

hey,
If you need anything let me know, we just moved to town. :)